This is just too funny. Believe it or not it is from an advertisement for a Vice President at a reputable company. These are some of the job requirements!
I love the definitions...
holding, grasping, turning, or otherwise working with hands. Fingers
are involved only to the extent that they are an extension of the hand.
or exchanging ideas by means of the spoken word. Talking is important
for those activities in which workers must impart oral information to
clients or to the public, and in those activities in which they must
convey detailed or important spoken instructions to other workers
accurately, loudly, or quickly.
the nature of sounds. Hearing is important for those activities which
require ability to receive detailed information through oral
communication, and to make fine discriminations in sound...